31.10.2001

while contemplating to a friend:

maybe i can get somewhere in life with my childbearing hips.

to another friend:

take cooking lessions at raffles hotel. cooking is a transferable skill. can use it as we hop from one husband to another. hmm...

yet to another:

learn an amazing skill. like pull a lorry hooked to the skin of your throat. people pay to see these things. and u get to be on tv.

for those without a sense of humor: JUST KIDDING!!!!